Coach Redpill needs your help! He’s pinned down in the Azovstal steel works and surrounded by redditors. To send him a fresh batch of switchblade drones, send in your name, credit card number and expiration date, and those 3 wacky numbers on the back. Act quick and help Gonzalo secure another kino Victory Royale!

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