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The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that gets progressively harder as you continue. The 20 meter pacer test will begin on the word start. The running starts slowly but gets faster after each minute when you hear this signal (bleep). A single lap should be completed by the time you hear this sound (ding). Remember to run in a straight line and run for as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap when you here the sound, your test is over. The 20 meter pacer test will begin on the word start. On your marks, get ready, start
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>WAKE UP ON BEACH
>WANDER AROUND
>MEET SOME GUYS DRESSED UP IN TRASHBAGS HOLDING AK-47s
>"HEY NAKED BOY"
>I COME
>"FOLLOW US YOU'RE OUR PRISONER NOW"
>THEY BRING ME TO A BASE WITH A CRUDELY DRAWN ISIS FLAG ON IT
>THEY BRING ME INSIDE
>"SING FOR US"
>I DON'T SING
>"WELL YOU'RE F***ING USELESS AREN'T YOU?"
>PUSHED ME INTO THE THUNDERSTORM
>I SCARED
>THEY BRING ME INTO THE PRISON WITH ANOTHER NAKED
>"NOW FIGHT"
>ME AND NAKED FIGHT INTENSELY WITH ROCKS
>I KILL HIM, EVERYONE SCREAMS "ALLAHU AKBAR" IN A BAD MIDDLE EASTER ACCENT
>THEY BRING ME OUTSIDE FOR BREAK
>ONE OF THE ISIS MEMBERS LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AND I RUN OUTSIDE TO ESCAPE
>BEING SHOT AT BY AK-47s WHILE ZIG ZAGGING
>I ESCAPE INTO THE DESERT

then i left Egypt and bought this game Rust, same thing happened to me in this game :(
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The Wolf 12 Mar @ 8:52am 
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044 кампусы 7 Mar @ 8:26am 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
OOTER 2 Mar @ 7:30pm 
+rep, most brolic player to ever touch Rust. You don’t want to see him in real life hand to hand combat
Dumber 1 Mar @ 2:31am 
+rep, we met on a minecraft server and he acted like he was my friend, then he asked me to go sleepover and i did, when i was pretending to sleep. he started cuddling and took off my pants, i got up, looked him straight into his eyes and said "this is not so sigma innit"? he replied, "Why are you acting all skibidi when im doing you a favor?", i said "Your point is approved", story ends with us making love in the most rizz way possible. Lesson of the story, Never deny bromance.