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Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem Eng. 130
midterm. Once again a student did not receive a single point on his exam.
Newell has now tossed 5 shutouts this quarter. Newell's earned exam average
has now dropped to a phenomenal 30%.
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A friend in need is a pest indeed.
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Mr. Rockford? This is Betty Joe Withers. I got four shirts of yours from
the Bo Peep Cleaners by mistake. I don't know why they gave me men's
shirts but they're going back.
-- "The Rockford Files"
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"What are we going to do tonight, Bill?"
"Same thing we do every night Steve, try to take over the world!"
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Stewie: HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh! Excluding that first "ha".
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Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
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genlock, n.:
Why he stays in the bottle.
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