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Trianon Room!! Let me one of your SUBSIDIARIES!
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"Did any of them kids have some space alien with a face like a friendly
turd in a bike basket?"
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.
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Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.
-- Sigmund Freud
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A shy teenage boy finally worked up the nerve to give a gift to
Madonna, a young puppy. It hitched its waggin' to a star.
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Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability:
Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the
probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting
some useful work done.
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