Guilherme's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:13am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:13am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:52am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:01am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:00am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:59pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 4:17pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 11:49am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:03am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 12:50am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 6:15pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 6:14pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:47pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 11:43am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 11:14am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 1:08am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:10am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:15am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:10am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 10:18am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:44pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:53pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 6 Sep @ 3:41pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:35pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 6 Sep @ 9:44pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 6 Sep @ 9:46pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Sep @ 9:46pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:35pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep @ 9:44pm