i woke and i got fresh as hell on a monday, i cant go to hell i went to church last sunday, last tuesday i met a model on a runaway, she said she wanna run away with me and hit a highway

tinfoil hat gang day 222:
this is a collect call from "kiyosumi oyasumi saido" an incarcerated individual at mandela county's jail, you may start the conversation now:
guess who's going to jail tonight..
guess who's go..

from now on i identify myself as bubba sawyer jr.
cuz of the way i want to scrape ur face and put it on mine (((imsorry)imnot)imabubbamain)(women fear me fish want me, i dont remember the text)
*scared lebron.png*

Let's have a beef barbecue

tinfoil hat gang day 23: a cop pulls me over and said:
- papers.
i said:
- Scissors, I win!
then he shot me 69 times

tinfoil hat gang day 22: today i was trying to make on omelette, however as i took pair of eggs they started shouting slurs in Dutch, they gave me a cryptowallet code, when i entered it, i was 6 dogecoins with a small desctiption "minions, tonight we're gonna still the moon", after that i woke up on the floor, practicing downrock breakdance basics, ig the eggs were expired, but there wan an open tab in my browser with cryptowallet and 6 dogecoins