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⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣶⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠶⡝⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⠘⣿⣿⣿⢏⣿⣿⣋⣀⣈⣻⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣿⡐⢿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢩⣝⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⠿⠦⠀⠸⠿⣻⣿⡄⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⣿
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1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;
2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;
3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible for your partner to have an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;
4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;
5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;
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𝓘'𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽!
𝗜 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀:
⋅𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖢𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝖣𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖨𝗇𝗃𝗎𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌
⋅𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖥𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝖠𝗇𝗂𝗆𝖺𝗅𝗌
⋅𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒'𝗋𝖾 𝖡𝖺𝖽 𝖥𝗈𝗋 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖤𝗇𝗏𝗂𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍
⋅𝖳𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖵𝖾𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌 𝖶𝗁𝗈 𝖲𝗎𝖿𝖿𝖾𝗋 𝖥𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖯𝖳𝖲𝖣
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⢸⡿⠄⠄⢈⣿⣿⠄⣿⡿⠄⠄⢹⣿⡆⠸⣿⠃⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠘⠟⠄⠄⣸⣿⠇
⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⡿⠁⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠾⠿⢿⣯⡄
⢀⣴⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⣴⣦⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠙⢿⣷⣶⡿⠟⠄⠸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠘⠿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠃
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⡈⢷⣿⠄⡿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠛⠁⠈⢣⠸⠿⢸⠃
⢠⣶⣿⠿⣿⣶⡄⠄⣠⣶⡿⢿⣷⣄⠄⠄⣴⣾⠿⢿⣷⣄⠄⢀⣴⡾⠿⣷⣦⡀
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⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⡿⠁⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠾⠿⢿⣯⡄
⢀⣴⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⣴⣦⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇
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𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖓, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖗𝖔𝖓 𝖇𝖚𝖇𝖇𝖑𝖊!
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