Recent reviews by Furminium

DO NOT FORGET HUMAN! Thank always!
DO NOT FORGET, After your story begins,
DO NOT stay or leave!
DO Press for the escape instead.

Remember Ricepuffz, who used to stay the longest but has left the building. I will watch the sun set once I have the cure.. -F

It was a fun game until I closed it and the automation noises didn't stop.

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Steam deleted my well thought out text that was super long so TL;DR Had endgame stuff and a "main" character with gud things, never died. Npc asks to have a zombie killed, i drive towards the zomby, he rips the door off my car, draggs me out, slamming me into a wall, downing me, ripping my head of. thanks. altf4. if the game saved the death, i'm out.

So... were shall i start...
Graphics: overall okeh, cars are rendered sharp as knives, the trash next to them could be from minceraft.
Story: the storymode is overall quite fun, every mission is completly skippable if you dont like them and you can retry them at any pint to get 100% completition sidestuff is included wich you can stumble into while freeroaming wich is in my favour...
Multiplayer: the community is like a cup of hot chokolate, stading around for too long, you got a strong, nice upper layer, almost like a skin of tasty goodness, you got a load of pretty stale milk under that and quite close to the ground there is a tasty area again, were the choklate has sunk just a bit and under that is a sip full of brown stuff you're most likely to chuck down the drain.
Stability: GTAV is taking loads and loads of ram, loading and dumping, so make sure you got plenty of free space on your drive left, so the ram can freely dump, if you have less that 20-10 GB free disc space it can come to slowdowns, lag spikes, freezes or even a crash. The game is more likely to trash itself tho
Security: So... how can I explain that... oh, yes, the rockstar security systems, especially anti-ban is like they hired a guard and gave him a 9mm-gun and the instruction to empty his clip into the crowd, now, every seccond hacker/modder/whatever is basicly wearing a bullet resistant amor and a nice and shiny helmet. Every "vanilla" player tho has to dodge and pray.
Part two: other stuff, mainly about me vorgetting what i wanted to write again...
dammit... well, maybe next time, Overall the game can be nice, as loong as you:
A: work for rockstar, so you can unban youself every now and then
B: be quite experienced in hacking, so you can dodge the fishy banning parameter
C: be lucky enough to not get randomly banned
or D: have the money to buy a new version of the game every season(and a new steam acc since they are irreversible linked)
Sincereal F.

Ps, just a little somethig-somethig, i wanted to do a drug export for 420k(!) and when i reached the mission marker, my car started smoking and it told me that i failed the mission, i losst all the stock, thanks cockstar games for creating such a... horriffic abomination.

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Played it years ago.
Played it yesterday.
Gonna play it in a couple of years again.

I took a little walk, It looks quite nice, expecially if you are using mods/objects from the workshop.
You can visit caves,cities, you can enter buildings, all kinds of fun, also, there is a story line wich may take a little, but you can always take a pause and do a diffrent quest, or have lunch.
Sadly you can't invite enemies to have a snack with you.

Undertale...
This game is...like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of all games...in god...
I wont play i anymore, because it was so nice to me...
I really hate it for being so nice to me, I was about to hug my monitor.
If i recommend it...
Its like two nights play time
If you are about to buy it...make sure someone is around...
...because at the end of this, you will need a emergency hug.
Fu*k it,I love it!

A friendly tipp, doge as many spoiler as you can.
F.

This message goes to the Developer:
Your game made fun,
in lower tiers
and in the early times.
But now every game i play is flooded
with camping railguns
and bombers...

SMGs are ok, they deal and recieve damage,
and theres no working way to camp.

The healer [The one i play] is the only one wich can play,
without making people sad or angry
but if you play as a medic, you need to play a lot
to get your rp or tp.

Practice - you can test your robot, and please do this,
its bad if you half team dosent work.

Classic - its the fight, you die, youre dead,
hope you have a medic in your team.

Challenge - 4 strong robots v.s. a full team
its ballanced, campers die fast(er), counts for both.

Battle - you respawn,every player is needed.
many player just vorget something and leave,
many player "ragequitt" and the rest wich stays
got one problem more... this battle mode is the best,
for camping people, you have a shield(the fusion shield of your spawn)
this shield goes only down, if you loose all four towers.

so, all in one, i can say the game was good, now it broke,
and i hope it will be fixed again.

F.