Wtf is this guy yapping about

Just be open minded. I'm not a creep, just an experienced and sensuous man who likes to please women. I'm the first one to admit: I am a crotch watcher! I personally think very highly of the vagina and try to utilize it's sensual properties as much as possible. You can control everything about meeting bit you ever feel uncomfortable, you just walk away But if you're just going to be a weird ♥♥♥♥♥ about it and not even message back then i'm not interested, ur the one missing out, have fun fapping to this website and the other weird ♥♥♥♥♥ stuff ur into from your profile. Anyways holla back ;)

Hey nice profile. You have a very warm smile, bees must follow you around attracted to the warm honey which surely exudes from your mouth. You look so adorably geeky, I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado. So do you like tall strong guys that are well endowed? I can treat you like no one you've met would ever know how to treat you. I promise you'd feel things that you won't experience for awhile.