幽默搞笑人屁话多不高冷好无聊啊 我们一起去酒店做玩游戏吖

Blessed Karl the ♥♥♥♥ you on

♥╰༼ ･ ͜ ʖ ･ ༽╯♥ RAISE YOUR SWASTIKA
♥╰༼ ･ ͜ ʖ ･ ༽╯♥╰༼ ･ ͜ ʖ ･ ༽╯♥

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

The Life of Cheese is chedder.