幽默搞笑人屁话多不高冷好无聊啊 一起玩

actually ♥♥♥♥ you lol i had to wait for like 5 mins for you to bait me into hitting the blacksmith. my bad ig tho you good bro you dig you feel me i respect the hustle

my favorite ds3 player

Can't seem to play ds3 without summons, luckily I jumped attacked them both on an elevator after a second summon

Wanna gank me up in the dragon shrne and rush me with forbiden fun.. no way, I'll rush you faster with sorcery.. haha
but, if you want i can 1x1 you i the forest..go?

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.