Imagine, if you will, a road trip simulator so wild that it makes "Mad Max" look like a leisurely Sunday drive. Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up and hold onto your hats (or in my case, a questionable sex doll I found), because "The Long Drive" is the wackiest ride you'll ever take!

First things first, the game starts with you being dumped in a post-apocalyptic desert with nothing but a dilapidated car that looks like it was assembled by a drunk raccoon. Seriously, I’ve seen better wheels on a shopping cart. But hey, who needs reliability when you have… well, whatever this is?

Your mission, should you choose to accept it (and trust me, you shouldn't, but you will), is to drive. Just drive. Where to? Who knows! Why? Don’t ask! Just drive and hope you don’t run out of gas, or worse, get mauled by a rogue tumbleweeds. Yes, tumbleweeds here are sentient and mean business.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a flying car? No, not the sleek futuristic kind. I mean your car. Flying. Because you hit a rock the size of a chihuahua and now you’re airborne, baby! Gravity? Never heard of it. Prepare for liftoff and enjoy the in-flight entertainment of your car disassembling mid-air.

And then there’s the wildlife. Oh boy, the wildlife. You’ve got bunnies that stare into your soul and cactus that seem to move when you're not looking. I swear I saw a cactus wink at me once. Or maybe it was the heatstroke. Either way, it’s unnerving.

Let’s not forget the physics engine, which seems to have been designed by someone who thinks "Newton’s Laws" are a punk rock band. One second you're cruising along, the next you're spinning like a top because you sneezed and the wind decided to change direction. It’s like driving in a Salvador Dalí painting – bizarre, surreal, and utterly unpredictable.

In summary, "The Long Drive" is a masterpiece of madness. It’s a game that takes the concept of a road trip and turns it into a hallucinogenic fever dream. If you’re looking for a serious, realistic driving simulator, you’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere. But if you’re up for a hilariously chaotic adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and the nature of physics itself, then grab that sex doll, stock up on gas, and hit the road. Just remember not to spook the water people!!!!

Prepare to embark on a mind-bending journey through the interstellar realms of VR THERAPIST a peculiar video game that combines the anti-smoking message with an otherworldly & strange narrative.

This cosmic adventure takes you on a roller-coaster, where a intergalactic man on a park bench guides & educates players about the perils of smoking, all while navigating a cosmos that defies the laws of logic.

As you navigate through bizarre planets, each more peculiar than the last, VR THERAPIST delivers anti-smoking messages in the most extravagant and over-the-top ways possible. Imagine being chased by sentient cigarettes that sing show tunes or encountering inter-dimensional smoke rings that morph into cosmic kaleidoscopes warning against the harmful effects of smoking. The game's narrative is as nonsensical as it gets, yet strangely compelling in its absurdity.

Game play mechanics involve dodging space cigarettes, collecting sparkling anti-smoking power-ups, and engaging in dialogue with eccentric alien creatures who are all too eager to share their wisdom about the evils of tobacco. It's a mix of Space Invaders, Dance Dance Revolution, and a psychedelic fever dream.
all set against a backdrop of glittering nebula's and celestial bodies that pulsate in rhythm with the anti-smoking anthem.

It goes above and beyond in creating an utterly surreal experience. For instance, there's a level where you must out-smoke an AI-controlled robotic unicorn that exhales rainbow-coloured holographic warnings about nicotine addiction. The game's sheer randomness keeps players on their toes, unsure of what intergalactic oddity will pop up next.

In conclusion this game is terrifying on drugs...