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👾 * 👔 * 🥒 * 🚕 * 📕 * 🥞 * 🔋 * 🎈 * 💙 * 🐊 * 🐟 * 🌂 * 🎁 * 🐟 * 👽 * 🌸
ㅤ* A man strolls into a lingerie shop and asks the assistant: "Do you have a see-through negligee, size 46-48-52?" The assistant looks bewildered. "What the heck would you want to see through that for?"!
ㅤ* "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the front step of a house. "Yeah, she's home", the boy said, moving over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no-one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the salesman said, "I thought you said your mother was home." The kid replied, "She is, but I don't live here."
ㅤ* I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
📣 * 🌂 * 📒 * 🎫 * 🐛 * 🚕 * 💚 * 🎈 * 🐳 * 🐠 * 💎 * 🔋 * 🎁 * 👾 * 🕺 * 😺
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!
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