So, there I was, eagerly awaiting my pizza to come out of the oven, thinking I was about to enjoy a slice of cheesy perfection. But when the timer went off, I was greeted by what can only be described as a crime scene. The pizza was so burnt, it looked like it had been through a fire drill... and lost. But, in a burst of culinary optimism, I proudly declared it "charcoal pizza," as if I'd intentionally created a new, gourmet dish. “It’s organic!” I told myself, despite the fact that it could’ve doubled as a campfire starter. Honestly, I wasn’t sure if I should eat it or call the fire department. Either way, it was a hot mess.

+ rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hey there! I’m reaching out because I’m really hoping to get a pair of CSGO Leopard Gloves, which cost around $1,000, but I’m a bit short on funds. I was wondering if you’d be willing to help me out and possibly chip in toward the purchase? Any little bit would go a long way in making this dream a reality for me! Thanks so much for considering it!

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