Wertygert0123
Chris   Bloomington, Indiana, United States
 
 
Mike Tyson Mysteries is real good
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Randee 12 Feb, 2021 @ 8:43am 
a d d m e c h r i s , d o i t f o r S t e p h e n
CombatWoundedVeteran 15 Apr, 2017 @ 10:07pm 
epic
Wertygert0123 2 Jan, 2017 @ 8:04pm 
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CombatWoundedVeteran 2 Jan, 2017 @ 7:21pm 
One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there
And she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl please look at me
Punk rock girl what do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder
And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled
And said she did not know
Punk rock girl give me a chance
Punk rock girl let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Phillie Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well no
We only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table
And shouted "anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song
On the jukebox
It was "California Dreamin'"
So we started screamin'
"On such a winter's day"