Even if you did kill god, would that change anything? - Sonny Boy

Colonel, I’m giving you a direct order; eat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cookie. - General Zilard

Maybe, in a past life, I was a mortar shell, aimed at Croatians. - Sseth Tzeentach

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. – J. P. Morgan

It’s better to be lucky than good, but having a good network is better than both. - J.D. Vance

If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. – Charles Colson

You may not be interested in urban warfare, but urban warfare is interested in you. – Leon Trotsky

Patriotism is a really handy tool, and tools are meant to be used. – Carlo Zen

There's nothing new under the sun. – Ecclesiastes 1:09

Anyone outside of London is a savage. – Greg Davies

Never attribute to malevolence what you can attribute to stupidity. - Ben Shapiro

No one has bought more pills than me. – Joe Biden

I’m a pacifist… but I just can’t stand looking up at the same sky as a bunch of commies. – Tanya von Dagurechaff

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. – Roald Dahl

The High Lords don't want you to know this, but the guardsmen at the battlefield are free, you can take them home. I have 5,000 guardsmen at home. – Trazyn, probably

Why is it every time I ask for a pair of hands, a brain comes attached? – Henry Ford

To cannon, all men are equal. – Napoleon Bonaparte

The definition of a well rounded Yale graduate is someone who can roll all the way from New Haven to Wall Street. – Malcom Gladwell

I need ammunition, not a ride! – Volodimir Zelensky

When everyone’s super... no one will be. – Syndrome

After the first body, what's one more? – Mash Burnedead

What you farmers need to do is raise less corn, and more hell. – Mary Elizabeth Lease

The Pope! How many divisions has he got? – Joseph Stalin

I say "tomato," You say "xioh phoung." – Adrian Cronauer

A snake wants to bite you, a snake wants to eat you and all that. – Jordan Peterson

Between 1898 and 1900 there were as many Americans killed by trains, as there were British soldiers killed by the Boers. – Alan Greenspan

At least they’ll shut up if we shoot them. – Ferik Jurgen

If you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. – Kraut

Hey, You! That's right. You stupid Kraut Bastards, say hello to Ford, and General ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Motors! You stupid facist pigs, look at you. You have horses; what were you thinking?! – Pvt. Webster, Band of Brothers

How much wrong are we willing to do, in the name of right? – Harold Finch

Running was invented in 1748 by Thomas Running, when he tried to walk twice at the same time. – Random YouTube Comment

Fear is such a powerful emotion for humans that when we allow it to take us over, it drives compassion right out of our hearts. – St. Thomas Aquinas

Hadrian decided to build his wall, so that the Scots would be left undisturbed in their never ending campaign against their mortal enemies; the Scots. – Mike Duncan

(on seeing Chicago for the first time) Having seen it, I desire urgently to never see it again. – Rudyard Kipling

I may be from the land of the dead, but I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ well-armed skeleton! – Revy Lee, Black Lagoon

I'm afraid I forgot the marshmallows again, but heretics burn better anyway. – Ferik Jurgen, 597th Valhallan

We can't expect god to do all the work. – Joseph Graham

My greatest demons are communisms. – Ryan Pollard

Do unto others what they would do unto you, and do it first. – Henry Flagler

The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time. – Jack London

It was worse than a crime; it was a mistake. – Joseph Fouché

We can't change the past, but that's fine. We can do whatever we want with the future. – Nozomi

I like this place, and could willingly waste my time in it. – William Shakespeare

… So, the second chime of the twice tolling clock was most definitely a remonstrance. “What are you doing up?” It was meant to say. “Were you so profligate with your daylight that you must hunt about for things to do in the dark?” – Amor Towles