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25.2 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
Play the puzzles, see the views.
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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68.2 hrs on record (50.6 hrs at review time)
EMOTIONS ARE PROHIBITED
Posted 29 July, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
495.7 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
At first I thought its just Skyrim but online, that its just gonna be fetch this do that kill this person etc etc. All I'm gonna do is to grind my lvl so I can pretty much do whatever I want.

But I was wrong.

I was wrong in that I undermined the fact that there are actual people in this game with me, and these actual people are willing to make friends with the real me, which I think most of us could agree that its next to impossible to accomplish in real life. I made friends on this game. Real friends.

10/10 better than therapy.
Posted 19 April, 2016.
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256.4 hrs on record (99.9 hrs at review time)
Note: I play offline most of the time and I probably have more than 30 hours on this game now (I just bought it 3 days ago).

Just how on Skyrim does a game this good be allowed to exist?!?!?!

I'm now a female vampiric High Elf who steals people's ♥♥♥♥ just for the lols, and have a hot wife called Lydia. JUST HOW AWESOME IS THAT^^

11/10

One word: Awesomeness
Posted 30 November, 2015. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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221.5 hrs on record (34.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
First time spawned in PvE, a bunch of kids kept chasing and beating me (still a naked guy) just to annoy the sh*t outta me. I destroyed all their cars and bases.

Second time spawned in PvP, a bunch of kids kept shooting me (still a naked guy) just to annoy the sh*t outta me. They killed me once I started destroying their stuff.

10/10 will destroy 10 yr old kids' sh*t again.
Posted 26 October, 2015. Last edited 26 October, 2015.
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9.6 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Cool game. It assumes a perfect capitalistic environment where you don't need to eat/♥♥♥♥/sleep/pay for rent etc. Awesome and addictive game.

10/10 recommend:)
Posted 26 October, 2015.
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0.3 hrs on record
Pro Tip: Don't unlock the automatic "helpers" (it'll last longer... shhh)

9999/10 will jerk... I mean click again:)
Posted 25 October, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
18.5 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Be prepared to use a really good gaming computer to play a laggie (and glitchy) game.

I understood that this game is still in Alpha when I bought it, but I still bought it because my laptop's specs are way better than the recommentded specs. However, after playing for about two weeks now, the game started crashing around 10 senconds after I join any servers. The game being not fully optimized is the first and foremost reason to my unhappiness, but hackers and glitchers also contribute to the fact that the servers drop in performance from time to time. I totally agree that this game's idea is great, but if you are thinking about buying this game just for the fun of it but DO NOT have at least the recomended specs, I suggest that you go for another game that is further developed.

UPDATE: 10/26/2015

I tried to run it with my new rig recently. It has a TitanX running with Skylake i7-6700K and 32GB RAM. My gun in-game has now become a bag of rice. IT STILL CRASHES!!! You just know how bad this is when Steam shows 0.0 hours of me playing it this week.

I am currently searching for ways to get a refund.

TitanX/10 do not recommend.
Posted 23 August, 2015. Last edited 26 October, 2015.
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