And thank you most of all for nuclear power, which is yet to cause a
single proven fatality, at least in this country.

-- Homer Simpson
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
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"Face it, Fry, baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie. That's why they
jazzed it up." -Leela
"Boring? Baseball wasn't...hmmm, so they finally jazzed it up." -Fry
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles
as if she laid an asteroid.
-- Mark Twain
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My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.
-- Peter Stack, movie review

His performance is so wooden you want to spray him with Liquid Pledge.
-- John Stark, movie review
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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<``Erik> 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 is a big number
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we used to bet on witch i remember

its me joey, my old account got hacked

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