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I just fragged you.
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What does this mean?
The amount of dead players on your team has increased by one (1).

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a player like you to be deserving of a frag. These include, but are not limited to:

* Saying something cringe/reddit/leftist in chat

* Disrespecting anime

* Being a furry/trader/brony/""woman""

* Lack of skill

Did I lose the match?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from being unskilled in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional frag, which may put your team's victory in jeopardy.

I don't believe I deserved to be fragged. Can you un-frag me?
No. I cannot un-frag. My judgement is perfect and clear. Regardless, if you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to steam PMs within several seconds. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of frag appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent from this happening in the future?
Accept the frag and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on cs2. I will continue to frag you until you improve your skill.

I thought you'd be better at 2.2K hours
Me too.

How are things going now?
Gabe Newell continues to ignore my letters. It seems there will be no amelioration. Not from Valve. I now pray nightly to the sweet baby Jesus to lift me up from the depths of low trust factor hell, but the ass-blasting continues unabated. If you’re reading this, chances are you’re also getting ass-blasted. Maybe it’s even me blasting your ass. I don’t know. It doesn’t matter. What I do know is the time is nigh when all legit players will be restored to their rightful ranks. Just keep the faith, brother. Keep the faith.
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(Mr Donald): now let’s talk about what you want to do in your future, what’s the one thing you really hope to achieve?
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kc 20 Feb @ 9:52pm 
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