herr günter saknatzt- world of tanks: anthem of the artillery

from the sky will fall a surprise,
like an anvil it will hit your skull.
left completely flabbergasted,
you start to unstoppably swear:
"why the ♥♥♥♥ am i the one,
i have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had enough, im done."

like the meteor that caused an extinction
my stun lasts until your damnation.
direct hits rarer than white ravens,
splash radius wider than your ass.
your doom is soaring through the sky,
start praying, resistance is futile.

rnjesus shall bless my shells,
prepare for an he in your face.
my stun duration shall be eternal,
boom, your crew and tracks are gone.
hear the anthem of the artillery
your garage awaits you, be ready