Bowser: *laughs evily*

Mario: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?

Luigi: "I hope she made lots of spaghetti!

Mario: "Luigi! Look! *picks up note found on gate* It's from Bowser. *begins reading note*

Dear, Pesky Plumbers

The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!

Mario: "We got to find the princess!

Luigi: *points at player* "And YOU got to help us!

Mario: *talking to player* "If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, please check out the Enclosed Instruction Book.

Mario: Looks kind of peaceful.

Luigi: Looks are deceiving when Koopas are involved.

M: Uh-oh! Ow! Ooh. (Coughs.) Where am I?

M: Hey, Princess!

Princess: Oh!

L: How are we going to find the Princess with the power going out?

M: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check.

M: Uh-huh. Here's the problem: too many toasters! You know what they say, "All toasters toast toast!"

M: That ought to do it.

P: Oh!

M: Where'd she go? Gee, it—it—it's kind of dark.

L: You bring a light?

M: No.

L: Well, maybe a Koopa will lend us his! If we persuade him.

P: Mario!

M: Get ready to catch her.

L: She's not coming down!

M: She's up there! It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of 'em. Get the hint?

M: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud! It's been one of those days. Come on, Luigi. We ain't afraid of no Koopas.

L: Woah!

M: Hurry!

M: Spooky! Where's the Princess?

L: Over there! Look! Wendy's Hotel.

M: Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back.

M: That wasn't so hard. Was it?

P: Boys!

B: (laughs)

L: That's that creepy Bowser's laugh.

M: Look! This is it, Luigi. Remember, where there's smoke...

L: There's fire.










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