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4 people found this review helpful
23.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Exactly the same issue as the first one, released completely unfinished, broken and empty. The sucker punch is that most of the stuff they eventually added to the first game isn't even in this one despite the devs abandoning the first to work on this. Hardly any stuff to build so you end up with good looking bases with nothing to put in them. The world is empty and incomplete. Story is non existent. Friendly NPCs ruin your base and cause more annoyance than anything else. It sold so many copies that the devs probably don't even care, which makes me regret buying this game. Maybe it'll be good in a few years, which sucks cos I paid for it now. I'm filled with regret.
Posted 8 March, 2023.
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15.8 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
Most blursed achievements of all time

🙏BLESS🙏
Posted 4 March, 2023.
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213.7 hrs on record (107.7 hrs at review time)
miku miku aishite ageru
Posted 14 July, 2022.
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677.7 hrs on record (52.0 hrs at review time)
already put 200 hours into this game on console, and playing it again on pc because its just that good. best open world game since botw. favourite souls so far, honestly accessible to those who have struggled with previous titles, the game gives you so much variety for builds and ways to overcome hurdles. 10/10 will be talking about it till elden ring 2
Posted 19 April, 2022.
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709.9 hrs on record (669.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
good
Posted 20 January, 2022. Last edited 6 February.
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91.6 hrs on record (68.3 hrs at review time)
F that bird boss
Posted 17 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
243.5 hrs on record (178.9 hrs at review time)
I haven't had 179 hours in halo infinite
Posted 17 December, 2021.
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360.4 hrs on record
Probably one of the worst games ever made
Posted 17 December, 2021.
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524.4 hrs on record (88.4 hrs at review time)
epic
Posted 20 January, 2021.
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10.6 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
I really enjoyed this game! It's not difficult or stressful like papers, please, but there are so many hidden mechanics that I didn't notice on my first playthrough which made it super interesting. Overall, very fun experience! Looking forward to getting the other endings
Posted 2 March, 2020.
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