Recent reviews by Cloins

This is probably one of the easiest campaigns in the game, and doesn't really incentivise you to get many of the new units because Skulltaker's army alone with Blood hosts is enough to carry the whole game. Fun mechanic, fun character but easy as ♥♥♥♥ start position and campaign.

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life after killing consort radahn is nothing but sunshine and flowers

fire writing gif

short king drops hell on the world from a failed airship while trying to find a high quality way to kill himself

I love coming home covered in motor oil and cockroach guts

The sun in the sky is red
In our hearts is the sun Mao Zedong
He leads us to liberation
The masses stand up to be the owners
Oh we thank them!
The masses stand up to be the owners

The sun in the sky is red
In our hearts is the sun Mao Zedong
He leads us to move forward
The revolutionary country is a piece of red yeah
Oh we thank them!
The revolutionary country is a piece of red

We work
To earn the right to work
To earn the right to work
To earn the right to work
To earn the right to give
Ourselves the right to buy
Ourselves the right to live
To earn the right to die

In a fight between you and hiv gorilla, who would win?
If he caught me off-guard, he might give me a little trouble
But would you lose?

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⣿⣧⡈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿Nah, I'd get pounded⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣠⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⢧⣩⣥⣤⣭⡍⠉⢉⣉⠿⢷⣄⢐⣦⣀⡀⣬⣍⢍⠩⣭⣭⣥⡄⣴⣌⡙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣬⣅⡈⠻⡿⠗⠢⣸
⣿⣿⣟⣫⣭⡡⢝⡒⢋⡐⠀⢒⠲⣦⡉⠃⡀⢾⣷⣌⣻⣷⣜⢻⣷⡀⠘⣿⣿⡆⢸⣿⢀⡶⣌⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⠒⠒⠒⡂⠄⢠⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣤⡚⠀⡞⢓⠶⣦⣽⡷⣻⣮⠌⣿⣟⡹⣿⣿⡄⡹⣷⠀⢸⣿⠁⣿⡧⡼⢡⣿⠃⢰⡌⠛⢿⡏⠠⢥⡤⢄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡋⢵⠪⢤⣘⡀⠻⣿⡠⡱⡹⣷⣼⣿⠀⢹⣿⣿⡀⠘⣰⣦⣿⢀⣿⠐⠡⡵⠃⢂⡎⠊⣙⣦⠄⢴⡠⢀⢌⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿
⡟⢙⣻⡿⠫⢐⣒⣛⠻⣉⣽⣿⣾⠈⠓⠕⢜⢦⡈⠻⢧⡀⢹⣿⣷⡄⣹⣿⡿⣹⣭⣦⡲⠒⣴⠛⠸⠦⣠⣉⠣⣴⣈⠘⠳⠝⣦⢙⣿⣿
⣿⣆⠈⠡⢬⠍⠛⠒⣛⢭⢚⣛⣳⣶⢤⣄⣀⠑⠿⣦⣌⡙⢾⣽⣿⣿⣾⠟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣻⣟⣼⣿⡿⠛⠋⢙⠐⢦⡁⢲⡹⣦⡑⣸⣿
⣿⣿⣧⣀⠰⡶⠄⢁⠬⡶⡟⢋⣩⣶⣿⣿⡿⠟⠃⡉⢉⣭⣿⣿⠿⢛⠋⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⠷⢀⡤⠾⢄⠺⣄⡙⠦⢑⣿⣷⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡟⢋⢄⡰⠔⣚⠏⢀⣤⡞⣵⢿⠟⢉⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⠿⡯⣠⡴⠃⢐⣽⡟⠫⣠⡾⢯⣼⡇⢸⠰⢸⢰⡶⠡⣁⠪⠛⢤⣜⠿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠏⠔⡡⣁⠔⢒⠁⠒⠋⠕⣼⠏⠞⣑⣛⢛⠩⡩⢐⠶⣫⠾⠟⡁⣠⠟⣿⠩⠚⣩⡾⡛⡼⠇⢸⠀⣸⢸⢻⠑⢝⠿⣦⠐⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣄⣾⡙⡰⢋⡰⢀⠔⡀⢴⠋⢐⢜⢕⠕⢉⡼⠡⢋⡾⠁⢊⢬⠚⠁⠉⠠⡂⡽⠃⢀⢰⠁⢰⢸⠀⡏⣾⢸⢠⣔⢬⣀⡈⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⢆⡰⠫⢂⢁⢰⠸⠆⢀⠊⠀⠰⣫⢀⡣⢱⣋⠤⢒⢁⡰⠊⢐⠀⢄⡞⡠⣪⠂⢢⢣⠗⣼⠀⡇⡿⠈⠜⡙⠋⠉⡍⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡏⢠⠾⠑⠁⠂⠀⠠⡆⡗⠈⠷⡤⢈⠐⠈⡁⡼⡃⣪⠎⠨⣱⠅⢺⡼⣡⡓⢀⠊⣼⠐⠏⡖⢳⡗⠎⡰⠁⡄⠇⢧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣏⣠⣔⢔⠕⠂⠤⢡⠁⠛⠠⠟⡁⠔⢠⡘⠘⠿⠿⣿⡨⣵⡟⣀⠁⠳⠿⠃⣀⣠⣭⣙⠃⡧⠕⠀⣼⡱⣀⢰⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣟⣫⣤⡕⠄⡀⠈⡇⡄⠀⣰⡈⢀⡁⣙⠁⠙⢳⣦⡈⢱⣿⣿⡴⢃⣴⣾⡛⠄⠙⡉⣀⠠⡇⠆⢱⣿⠀⠈⢢⠂⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣋⣴⠁⡞⠀⡇⣶⡸⣷⡘⢷⣌⣸⣵⠀⠿⠧⣸⣿⣿⣗⣼⢿⠇⢰⣮⣾⣴⠟⡄⠀⠀⢸⠏⡴⣠⡡⢳⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣀⡄⠀⢣⢹⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣾⣶⣮⣖⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⣵⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⠇⣼⣾⡇⡕⠀⣿⣷⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⡎⢠⣧⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⢸⣯⠊⢻⣷⡀⢌⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣆⠈⢿⣧⡈⠿⢷⣶⣶⣶⡖⠄⣠⣿⠏⢩⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⠿⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠈⣿⣿⡔⠐⠯⢉⣿⢙⣼⡿⠃⠀⣀⡿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠷⠀⣃⣿⣷⣾⡟⠀⠄⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿