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Recipe for a Jill Sandwich

Ingredients:

• 2 slices of thick, uncrushable bread (to avoid ceiling traps)
• A solid layer of bravery (Jill’s ability to face zombies)
• A spread of cheesy one-liners (courtesy of Barry Burton)
• A dash of tension (surviving Resident Evil’s puzzles)
• 1 pickle (optional, but it adds a bit of sour humor)

Instructions:

1. Take two sturdy pieces of bread—something strong enough to survive a near-crushing incident.
2. Layer on bravery, making sure it’s thick enough to fight off zombies and face deadly traps.
3. Spread a generous helping of cheesy dialogue, making sure it’s as campy as possible.
4. Add a little tension for flavor, because what’s a Jill Sandwich without a little near-death excitement?
5. Optional: Top it off with a pickle for an extra punch of surprise, just like the infamous line itself.

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