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Summer is here make a naughty burger

Step by step to make a summer burger

Step 1: Prepare the Ingredients

1 large egg
0.5 teaspoon salt
0.5 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 pound ground beef
Your favourite condiments mustard, ketchup, mayo you get the gist
Step 2: Whisk the Egg, Salt, and Pepper

Whisk together the egg, salt, and pepper in a medium bowl.
Step 3: Add Ground Beef

Add the ground beef and bread crumbs to the bowl and mix with your hands or a fork until well blended.
Step 4: Form the Patties

Form the mixture into four 3/4-inch-thick patties.
Step 5: Preheat the Grill

Preheat an outdoor grill for high heat and lightly oil the grate.
Step 6: Grill the Patties

Place the patties on the preheated grill. Cover and cook for 6 to 8 minutes per side, or to desired doneness. An instant-read thermometer inserted into the center should read at least 160°F (70°C).
Step 7: Assemble the Burger

Slice four burger buns in half and toast them on the grill.
Place a burger patty on each bun, followed by your favourite condiments.


For a juicy burger, make sure to not overcook the patty.
Consider adding cheese, lettuce, tomato, and other toppings to your burger.
For a unique twist, try using different seasonings or spices in the patty mixture.
Enjoy Your Delicious Summer Burger!

Word's can not fathom for the amount of tachycardia this has caused. Not only being the middle man of 2 men and being span like doner kabab at the checkpoints plus getting overcooked by the fire, i can say boss man was not to happy at the gates of heaven.



But defiantly have to get the lads in there

Absolutely Put the Dealer in a Pack of New Ports 🚬 Didn't even see it coming it was the quick 🤑🤑

This was not the one sat in the lobby for 16 mins gave up uninstalled

Well looks like i had to get back in the stew and i don't mean another cooking recipe

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☢️☢️ If you are a Enjoyer of bugs life please don't look onwards
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Lets cut to the chase getting put back into the front lines wasn't on the agenda 💂‍♂️

First day on the job was not a Gooden being told how to hit a dolphin dive in training was pathetic like they don't know i was prestige master in black ops 2 and 1 i think amateur hours if you ask me.

Getting to know people on the site was a bit of a challenge every time i let the citizens free from danger they kept shouting about some island bit weird if you ask me. 🤷‍♂️

Now for people that new to the crew my best advice that i can offer to you is to the know the 5 rules of D.D.D.D.D and that being 1️⃣ DODGE 🚘 dodging your teammates grenade could mean life or death on your end but if you lose a limb claim that life insurance get your money up not your funny up 📈💲 2️⃣ DUCK 🦆 ducking your BOYS and not getting in there is one of heart breaking thing's you could hear your boy say SHOCKING BEHAVIOUR 👺 3️⃣ DIP 💪 If your trying the be the next Sam Sulek you better be doing 10 set's of dip's before getting eaten out by a stalker.🦟 4️⃣ DIVE 🏊‍♂️ Diving on the the field could mean getting a yellow card 🟨 and that happening twice getting benched for the rest of the mission is not a good look but being built like a brick wall is where you wanna stand now get them gains and don't feel pain. 🏋️‍♀️ 5️⃣ DODGE having dementia is er erm er yer well erm. 👍

But all this talk about Bugs is just bringing the inner entomologist in me i couldn't help myself but to say blowing the back out on a Bile Titan with one orbital strike ah just gives me the 🤰🤰🤰 🥵🥵🥵.



Thank you and goodnight 👋👋👋

game is goated RN🐐🐐🐐

Well Well Well...
I see that you have stumbled upon a review on where i will go in great depth on how astronomical the craftsman ship of building structures are in Sons Of The Forest and that its not just breath taking but stupendous.

⚠️⚠️⚠️WARING WARNING WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️

🚨If you are a tree activist i would stay at least 10ft away 🚭 🚨

Going in head first wasn't my plan of action on getting onto my dream getaway holiday. But being greeted by a lost man with no hearing was a bit of a challenge but i cant complain i got better service than my local Premier Inn. SHOCKING.

Finding the right location for me was not only a headache but a travesty ended up with the local hottie down at the boozer on the side of the mountain. ended up in hole 1 slipped into hole 2 which wasn't on the brochure.

Now onto the Œuvre d’art parfaite where not only did i put three locals in hospital for falling trees 🚧🚫🚶‍♀️.
Not to brag or anything but Kevin McCloud saw what i could do to a tree not only would he be starstruck but gobbed smacked the delicacy that i would put into a right angle will make you celibate.

Remember if you are planning to fly out don't forget the homies and always bring a HI-VIS, 🏭👷🏻‍♂️ you never know when you might get hit by a local in a tree.

🚨🚨🚨 !!Well Well Well look who came crawling back!! 🚨🚨🚨

SIKE

To be honest their is no passion no energy from the Devs

So for everyone that has lost brain cells playing Overwatch 2 I've got your back some say call me Doctor Johnny Sins in disguise
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Stay Physically Active: Regular exercise increases blood flow to the brain, which can help improve cognitive function and support overall brain health.

Eat a Healthy Diet: A diet rich in fruits, vegetables, whole grains, lean proteins, and healthy fats can provide the nutrients your brain needs to function optimally.

Stay Hydrated: Proper hydration is important for brain function. Dehydration can lead to cognitive difficulties and reduced focus.

Get Adequate Sleep: Sleep is crucial for memory consolidation and overall cognitive function. Aim for 7-9 hours of quality sleep each night.

Challenge Your Mind: Engage in activities that challenge your brain, such as puzzles, games, learning a new skill, or playing a musical instrument.

Manage Stress: Chronic stress can have negative effects on cognitive function. Practice stress-reduction techniques like meditation, deep breathing, or yoga.

Stay Socially Active: Regular social interaction can help stimulate your brain and reduce the risk of cognitive decline.

Limit Alcohol and Avoid Drugs: Excessive alcohol consumption and drug use can damage brain cells over time.

Protect Your Head: Avoid head injuries and wear helmets during activities where head injury is a risk.

Stay Mentally Active: Lifelong learning is essential for brain health. Read, engage in discussions, and continue seeking new knowledge.

Stay Positive: A positive outlook and emotional well-being can contribute to better brain health.

Let me know if your sanity was restored.

🙏🏽🙏🏻🙏🏿🙏🙏🏼🙏🏾 Peace and love brothers and sisters 🙏🏽🙏🏻🙏🏿🙏🙏🏼🙏🏾

Going Bald because of too much stress this causes

One of the most goated game series

If you thought this was a review about the game you thought wrong have a Beef Wellington.

TEP 1
Heat oven to 220C/fan 200C/gas 7.

STEP 2
Sit the 1kg beef fillet on a roasting tray, brush with 1 tbsp olive oil and season with pepper, then roast for 15 mins for medium-rare or 20 mins for medium. When the beef is cooked to your liking, remove from the oven to cool, then chill in the fridge for about 20 mins.

STEP 3
While the beef is cooling, chop 250g chestnut (and wild, if you like) mushrooms as finely as possible so they have the texture of coarse breadcrumbs. You can use a food processor to do this, but make sure you pulse-chop the mushrooms so they don’t become a slurry.

STEP 4
Heat 2 tbsp of the olive oil and 50g butter in a large pan and fry the mushrooms on a medium heat, with 1 large sprig fresh thyme, for about 10 mins stirring often, until you have a softened mixture.

STEP 5
Season the mushroom mixture, pour over 100ml dry white wine and cook for about 10 mins until all the wine has been absorbed. The mixture should hold its shape when stirred.

STEP 6
Remove the mushroom duxelle from the pan to cool and discard the thyme.

STEP 7
Overlap two pieces of cling film over a large chopping board. Lay 12 slices prosciutto on the cling film, slightly overlapping, in a double row.

STEP 8
Spread half the duxelles over the prosciutto, then sit the fillet on it and spread the remaining duxelles over.

STEP 9
Use the cling film’s edges to draw the prosciutto around the fillet, then roll it into a sausage shape, twisting the ends of cling film to tighten it as you go.

STEP 10
Chill the fillet while you roll out the pastry.

STEP 11
Dust your work surface with a little flour. Roll out a third of the 500g pack of puff pastry to a 18 x 30cm strip and place on a non-stick baking sheet.

STEP 12
Roll out the remainder of the 500g pack of puff pastry to about 28 x 36cm.

STEP 13
Unravel the fillet from the cling film and sit it in the centre of the smaller strip of pastry.

STEP 14
Beat the 2 egg yolks with 1 tsp water and brush the pastry’s edges, and the top and sides of the wrapped fillet.

STEP 15
Using a rolling pin, carefully lift and drape the larger piece of pastry over the fillet, pressing well into the sides.

STEP 16
Trim the joins to about a 4cm rim. Seal the rim with the edge of a fork or spoon handle.

STEP 17
Glaze all over with more egg yolk and, using the back of a knife, mark the beef Wellington with long diagonal lines taking care not to cut into the pastry.

STEP 18
Chill for at least 30 mins and up to 24 hrs. Heat oven to 200C/fan 180C/gas 6.

STEP 19
Brush the Wellington with a little more egg yolk and cook until golden and crisp – 20-25 mins for medium-rare beef, 30 mins for medium. Allow to stand for 10 mins before serving in thick slices.

The game very good 👍👍👍