Recent reviews by Beariest Bear

Poor AM, made to kill and he did just that, but never known to enjoy anything.

Chosen One, can you bring back milk for the village?

Chosen One coming home with milk after a year: 💀💀💀

First playthrough:
Collected a water cleaning chip to save a vault.
Fixed a water purifying machine for ghouls that don't even need clean water.
Went to a church, nuked it.
Went to a hidden base, nuked it.
Game was done.
I went for the Intelligence and Science route hoping to convince the last boss to kill himself by saying nuh-uh, but I did so good I didn't make it to him at all. He died before he knew I was even alive and I got an ending screen I've never seen online before.
This felt better than games made 20 years after it.

This is definitely the

It's exactly what you expect.

You'll need a good computer because this is a horrible port to the PC, almost as demanding for power as the remake, but it's the original RE4.
If you want to experience the original again and your consoles from 20 years ago broke, then this is for you.
If you want an excellent modern day game buy the remake. It has 95% of the content from the original and some extras that work well with it.

Average player: Ashley and Ada ooga booga
Me, an intellectual: Clap the Regenerator's fat doughy ass cheeks

Vortigussy

The PC port is about as clear as Liberty City's water.

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