Последние обзоры Zaxento The Greedy

Deader than i am in the inside, and that is ok i guess.

10/10

Playing this Game for the first time:

Tavish and Jane Doe try to survive the Zombie Apocalypse after Merasmus brought back the Dead, Morale of both of them was low, Jane Doe would drink Oil, and eventualy they met a probably insane Woman with a Cowboy Hat named Amara, but dang she packed a punch, and the last one they've met? The Freemankiller himself, one of the few Combine that remained after not only the War with the Rebels, but after the Zombie Apocalypse started.

Tavish, the Team's MVP would get the Group Free Stuff, convince Bandits to not screw them over, and even is the most Civilized of the bunch! (Also passes the Time by drawing a Comic Book of his Life)

Jane Doe is a Oblivious Mann whom was rejected from the Army, he and Tavish are Pals whom work together to survive, the only thing worth noting is he's the Driver.

Amara is... well, she's Crazy, but a damn good killing machine! (oh yeah, did i mention she's afraid of Chickens?)

Freemankiller:Pretty much a better version of Amara, he kicks ass, can hold his own, all that stuff, though his previous history claims he's a "Jerk" for some reason, a curious thought.

now that we got the Setup for what happened ready, here is when Disaster Struck.

The Car broke down, and everyone realised that they're screwed, Morale was even lower, which is a shame since i managed to get the Morale decent earlier, Jane Doe then spotted a Car, but it was actualy a Large Rock, the Walk may've been long, but it had no Zombies, for a while, they could drop their Guard for the first time and walk in peace.

Soon, they found a Car, they couldn't find the Keys though and had to escape as they were being overrun by Zombies, later after that, they got attacked by a Bear, Amara died during the Attack, but they got all the Supplies back, some Guy drove past us yelling "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!", we had to pay a Toll to the Bandits because we were NOT going to cause more Deaths after the Bear Attack, the Food Supplies are at an all-time low, but through luck, they found an Area full of Burnt-out Cars, maybe one of them works? (Nope, we couldn't find a good Car and the Zombie Hordes were THICK! i wasted all of my Shotgun Ammo on them) the Food ran out, everyone's in pain, and most importantly:THEY HAVE NO CAR!

But soon... after Tavish had enough of this nonsense, things started to improve, they encountered ANOTHER CAR! and they actualy got to use it this time! then they got Supplies, a second Shotgun, JUST enough food to survive on, and a damn good Sleep at a Camp! later Tavish helped a Settlement fend off a Bandit Attack, and was rewarded alongside the rest of his Group with Morale, Food, and Ammo, things were looking great, and Canada wasn't going to be too far, just 10 more Days.

Tavish decides to take a Break, so Jane Doe and Freemankiller get to work by looking for some Supplies at a Big Shopping Mall, they got nothing and Freemankiller died inside the Mall, after that, nobody actualy seems to care, but we encounter Bandits whom ask for a Toll, But Tavish, as usual, saves the Day by patching one of them up, later, we found a Trading Camp, we looted some of the Stuff there and sold some of our Gas for Food, things were looking great until a Zombie Siege happened, and poor Tavish died, now only Jane Doe remains, he then finds a Grocery Store, other Survivors are looting the place, but Jane Doe wisely chooses to avoid it, he has more than enough Food anyways.

The Tale ends when Jane Doe dies in a Pet Store, RIP.

Overall though, the Game was great! (Even if the Customization for Characters appearance-wise is low and i find some of the Sounds annoying)

I died so many Times to Dragonians shouting "Bazinga" at me.

10/10 best Comedy

You can say Fist Me Daddy without being Gay.

And its a good Game Unironically too i guess, but your not interested in that, now are you?

I got to play my Alternative to Fire Emblem again, only real cost was Emulation Quality.

Simple Launcher has better FPS, but can crash more when you try to save the Game.

The Normal Version has terrible FPS because of a 3D Rendered Room at all times, but it doesn't have the crashing issues.

I play this Game Ironically.

also some Dumbass thought i played 30 hours, i've played triple of that time, he kicked me like the Child he was.

In this Game, you have to go through multiple stages of sending innocent Civilians and Children to the Shadow Realm so you can eventually play Card Games on Motorcycles, there is no other endgame besides such a godly privilege.

Honestly, i was expecting a fun time in this game, but it feels too much of an alpha to me, rather than an actual game, I don't care if you fanboys wish to say something like "UR A FILFY CASOOL 1V1 ME IN MY MINECRAP SURVR!!11", but still, this game has too many flaws that will drive away first timers.


Flaws:Terribly done movement between areas, lack of character creation hairstyles, an awkward "awesome" when you upgrade something in your Base Of Operations (BOO), loot drops are too generous, dyrads for being considered another race (Its just a female human with another name on it, i don't get it), etc. (And this is from a first impressions standpoint, there are alot more there too, but movement in general is my biggest problem, it feels too annoying to do.)


Pros:Community isn't terrible, heritage and an active community (I couldn't think of other pros, somehow.)


Before you complain, this is from almost 2 hours of gameplay, and when there is nothing to pull you in to the gameplay, then whats the point of playing if you don't enjoy it?


I'd call this game an... aquired taste for some people to be honest, it isn't that good, and i'd doubt it'd be something i'd want to play again, but some people may like it i guess.


My rating is 3/10, and my Comment on this is:Still better than linkrealms.

Ha Ha, three crashes in less than 10 minutes, and the majority of those minutes are opening up task manager, finaly i've gotten past the pathetic character creation screen as bob ross or something, i didn't care what i was, but i ended up being very very unhappy with the results, and i doubt many people play this anyways, sorry linkrealms, you can kiss my greasy goblin (NOPE.AVI)

I can't believe i've just played this longer than an actual multiplayer game.

And this was only the light side run, after several runs i've canceled during dark side for some reason.