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25 of 29 (86%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

1-800-CLEARED

Finish the game
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:38pm

1-800-GETHELP

Finish the game on hard mode
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 7:40am

NUCLEAR WASTE

They won't reach the Nuclear Throne
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:31am

FANTASTIC!

Unlock all the Fans
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS...

Unlock all weapons for the Soldier
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

SNAKE CHARMER

Unlock all snake masks
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS

Unlock all of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

FANATIC

Clear a level with each Fan
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

FAMILY BUSINESS

Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:39am

SNAKES ON A HEAD

Clear a level with each snake mask
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:28am

DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU

Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:19am

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Get the big picture
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:52am

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

Destroy 100 electronic devices
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

KARMA

Die 1000 times
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

GOT YOUR BACK

Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58am

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT

Do as the Director says!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:02am

ASSASSIN'S CRED

Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:57pm

DEAD SILENT

Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01am

I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED!

Finish HOMICIDE without using guns
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:04pm

STARE INTO THE ABYSS

Unlock THE ABYSS
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59am

THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES

Meet up with the Biker
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42am

COMBO BEGINNER

Perform a 5x combo
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

COMBO INTERMEDIATE

Perform a 10x combo
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

COMBO MASTER

Perform a 15x combo
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03am

COMBO GOD

Perform a 20x combo
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:14am



ACHIEVEMENT WHORE

Unlock all achievements

1-800-GODDAMN

Get A+ on all levels on normal

A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS

Use every weapon in the game at least once

GENOCIDE

Kill 50,000 enemies