How does Darth Vader like his toast?
- On the dark side!

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
- You’re toast!

What do peanut butter and jelly do around the campfire?
- They tell toast stories.

What do you call someone that hates when he doesn’t have toast?
- Lack-toast-intolerant

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?
- Toast is brown on both sides.