fatty

-rep. have never seen him go outside, always sat on SCPRP gmod, needs to get a job, or let me stroke his ginger beard

Item #: SCP-682-J

Object Class: KETUR

Special Containment Procedures: THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER WILL LIVE IN A BIG GLASS TANK WITH ACID SO THAT IT DOSNT GET TO BIG AND NOBODY WILL TAK TO IT BECAUS IT IS VERY TRICKY.

Description: THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER IS A BIG LIZERD WITH BIG TEETHS AND HE CANT DIE BECAUSE HE CAN TURN INTO ANYTHING. SOMTIMES HE IS VERY SMALL BECAUS HE CAN BE THAT BECAUS HE CAN BE ANYTHING.

THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER IS ALSO VERY SMART. HE HAS AN IQ OF A BAJILLION AND ONE DAY HE TALKED WITH A VERY SMART COMPUTER AND THEY WERE BOTH VERY SMART.

HE EATS ANYTHING AND HE USES HIS NOSE TO DO SPECIAL EATING SO THAT HE CAN EAT ANYTHING.

HE CAN DOO ANYTHIN!

:nerd:

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

yet to play a game with them yet to speak with them, however they seem sound