Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
ㅤ* I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
ㅤ* I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!

Happy new year <3

Merry christmas <3

BYE.

*DEAD* zuli1‎ : ♥♥♥

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