Karl
Karl Wang   United States
 
 
I am addicted to playing Pocket.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I have almost never had this much fun in a game before. Pocket is so unbelievably satisfying to play. There is no greater feeling than hitting 4 perfect barrages on the enemies, shooting them in the face, instakilling them with my cloak, then doing the same thing to their friend. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what a good feeling. I know for certain I'm probably ruining people's days, but my god is the kill confirm such a good feeling. Better than sex, honestly. Straight up, I would rather wipe the entire enemy team with Pocket ult than get my ♥♥♥♥ wet. There might be something wrong with me. I have stopped watching porn and now instead get off to my own clips of killing people with satchel. I don't want to do anything else. I don't want to talk to my girlfriend, I don't want to go out with friends, I sure as hell don't wanna see my family, I just want to play as Pocket in Deadlock because there is no greater feeling in this world. He is so. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Fun. And his voice, oh my god his voice, and his character design. Perfectly crafted. I wish I was Pocket in real life. His voice reeks with perfection, and his perfectly groomed hair makes me swoon. I haven't seen sunlight in probably a week now or going to work. I think my boss might've fired me- I don't know, I haven't been checking my phone. 24/7 matchmaking is probably the worst thing that's ever happened to me. I just want to play as Pocket in Deadlock. I wear adult diapers so I can just keep playing the game and minimize time spent in the bathroom. I only eat food during the 20 second window of my once-per-game pause. Even when I sleep, I'm playing Deadlock in my dreams, and I'm using my ult on people, and tanking through damage with diviner's Kevlar. When I look in the mirror, I see Pocket. I eat, sleep, and ♥♥♥♥ Pocket. I am Pocket.

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korri 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:32pm 
I think this guy likes Pocket.
torueirian 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39pm 
jajajajajajajajaja :mafia:
Byran 27 Nov, 2024 @ 11:47pm 
:aurip: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA JAJAJA KA KAK AKAKA
torueirian 15 Oct, 2024 @ 6:31pm 
#1 shiv abuser
Byran 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22am 
WTF IS A KILOMETER?????
krys 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17pm 
Like imagine the moms at walmart saying “omg your hair is so pretty ;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she’ll notice it and be like “aww look at you getting all excited for mommy” then you’d start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this one