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Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the
only ashtray.
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But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the
system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,
analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
-- Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers"
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'I'll tell you this!' shouted Rincewind. 'I'd rather trust me than history! Oh, ♥♥♥♥, did I just say that?'
(Interesting Times)
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They're giving bank robbing a bad name.
-- John Dillinger, on Bonnie and Clyde
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One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.
(Small Gods)
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"Otherwise, please speak to a doctor about removing your head from your
ass, I believe it would be beneficial to all involved."
-- Zephaniah E. Hull, flaming someone on a mailing list
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