BananaFrags
Kabul, Kabol, Afghanistan
 
 
Hey, you! Come over here! Wanna tell you about something important. One time, about ten years back, I did play a Street Fighter. And it filled me with a terrible rage. A real fury. Went outside, sun blinding my eyes -- and I'll be damned if I didn't start doing a Street Fight, right then and there. Got this scar, right here, above my nose. See it? Anyways, here's my homemade Kingdom Hearts Zine.


I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can ♥♥♥. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in ♥♥♥ and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
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I have played CS:GO since 2014 and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat

If you think you can meme around here you're mistaken kiddo; I run these streets dude I spend hours, sometimes days on a good meme. A really good meme might even keep me up at night as I hone in on the idea, nay, the ideals that I intend to communicate via this meme.

My creative process for memes is no different than that of a recording artist or a poet or a sculptor. First, the vague outline of an idea forms in my head. I can only describe the sensation as...wispy, or ethereal. Where is this meme going? What is this meme saying? How will this meme change the world? Next, the meme speaks to me. It gives me the top kek, but sometimes it gives me the bottom kek first. It doesn't matter which comes first, the top kek or the bottom kek. All that matters is the message as a whole. With memes, the sum truly is greater than its individual parts.

After the pepes have formulated in my mind, I begin to consider the art upon which this meme will appear. Sure, you have your standard Scumbag Steves and Sudden Clarity Clarences, but those memes are mainstream now. I have evolved beyond the mainstream meme, and often must seek out the perfect image to convey the meme as forcefully and effectively as I can. This may mean looking through magazines for inspiration, or paging through endless pepes for the perfect scene.
After I have found a suitable image, it is finally time to complete this meme. The message is clear, the illustration is perfect. The top keke must be aligned just perfectly, the bottom keke must be sized just so for the reader to truly feel that impact in their mind. The image must show just enough- not too much memery, not too little. Just enough.

I would say I'm a pretty successful memer, but success is not what drives me to make memes. That drive is deep down within me. It's innate. It's insatiable. Is this not what artists feel when inspiration for a painting strikes them? Is this not what Ernest Hemingway felt when he sat by the sea?
So you're right, anyone can make a meme...but not everyone has what it takes to be a true memer.




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One of the top memers of our age.

BananaFrags has accomplished what before seemed impossible: faithful renderings of old memes that are simultaneously original and gripping in their own right. He gives these epic memes new and convincing realities for the contemporary viewer.

As one critic said,
"Credit for this surge of interest in memes should rest squarely on BananaFrags for his marvelous humor and diligent work to revive old memes with eloquent and persuasive language written for a new age. How powerful the oldest, most archetypical memes remain, especially when newly rendered by so accomplished a hand. Banana sets new standards for versions of old memery."

And as another proclaimed,
"BananaFrags has turned to memes, and the result is magnificent, breathtaking, and spectacular. He has created something imperishable and stainless-stainless, because its force as memery makes it untouchable by the claw of literalism: it lives as the greatest collection of memes to be found anywhere."
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