Recent reviews by Borg5150

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Terrific
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent (If Modding)
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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I’ve spent an astonishing 220 hours in the shadowy depths of this game, journeying through its intricate tapestry of choices and consequences. I’ve traversed every twisted path, unraveling the hidden narratives buried within its enigmatic world. Every ending, no matter how elusive or arcane, has been discovered and dissected. Every side quest, each one a seemingly innocuous thread in a vast, interwoven fabric, has been meticulously completed. I’ve scoured every corner of the game’s sprawling landscapes, collecting every magazine and every bobblehead as if they were cryptic artifacts from a forgotten lore.

Yet, despite the monumental quest and the countless secrets unveiled, there remains an unshakable truth: the vanilla experience of this game is, quite frankly, lackluster. It is a canvas painted in broad, uninspired strokes, a hollow echo of potential greatness. The heart of the game, with all its hidden depths and latent wonders, lies dormant beneath a superficial veneer of mediocrity.

If you dare to embark on this journey, prepare yourself for a labyrinthine adventure. But know this: to truly experience the essence of what this game might have been, you will need to look beyond its vanilla state, to the mods and enhancements that breathe new life into its faded world. Only then can the game’s true complexity and potential begin to unfurl before you.

In the end, this game is like a puzzle box—one that promises a grand revelation but only offers it to those who dig deeper. What lies beneath is a mystery worth exploring, but the unadorned surface is a mere shadow of what could have been.

ez

i forced somebody to stand on a detonating thermonuclear bomb

game is fun for the whole family!