I leave reviews that don't sprinkle glitter across the devs' nuts
It's a review not a glow up for free keys, you clowns.

The whole "you gotta enjoy it while you can" should never have been allowed to apply to video games but guess what. It does now. What I mean by this is there is a good chance you find a game you really enjoy only to later down the line have someone scrote it up permanently. What I mean by this is enjoy the things you like while you can because there is a high possibility someone at some point will take a huge steaming dump on it and leave it that way.