siia's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 5:44am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 6:27am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 5:31am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 5:58am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 6:00am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 6:29am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 7:56am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 11:09am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2019 @ 7:48am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2019 @ 10:32am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2019 @ 2:13am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2019 @ 12:25pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2019 @ 6:18am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2019 @ 11:33am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2019 @ 6:28am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2019 @ 10:15am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 10:33am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 8:00am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2021 @ 8:54am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2019 @ 7:04am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 10:14am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2019 @ 7:58am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2021 @ 9:19am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2019 @ 8:08am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 11:35am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 2:47pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 5:31am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2019 @ 4:24am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 5:31am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2019 @ 12:53am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:19am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 5:52am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 6:31am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 3:06pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 5:29am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 7:55am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2019 @ 10:37am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 5:46am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:33am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 2:24am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 5:58am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2019 @ 12:28pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2021 @ 8:39am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

20 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30