I LOVE SPIDER OCTANE. HE MOVES FAST, HE IS A CREEPY CRAWLY, AND HE IS OCTANE.
MY FAVOURITE FUNNY OCTANE MOMENT IS WHEN I SPAM "by the time you see me coming, i'll be going, and you'll be gone," WHILE PLAYING COMPETITIVE AND DISTRACTING EVERYONE FROM THEIR GAMING EXPERIENCE, IT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY LIKE I GO OOOO AHHHHH OOOO AHHHHH.


What am I doing with my life?... Please help my addiction to this fantasy video game character. He's just filling up my life with sorrow and regret. I'm not even that good with this character, I just need a scapegoat for my mental struggles...