+rep made me cry in r6 10/10 would game again

You, Me, Gas Station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh Oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We’re surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means? Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We’re gonna fight it. Bear fight, bare handed, bare naked? Oh, yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, and we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese™️. Dance. Dance. Revolution. Revolution, overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ. I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, and black out again. Wake up, white out, which I didn’t know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned into the sun. Uh oh, looks like the meth is kickin’ in, duzubuzupzudahaha, AAAAH!

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No joke, Crazy Frog made me realize i was gay. rewatched all of the crazy frog videos again and again, pausing whenever there was a good shot of his floppy donger. I noticed was getting hard during one viewing, so started jerking off to the frog monster's little weeny. Probably the best Nut of my life, and I've been chasing that feeling ever since. have always wanted to have sex with Crazy Frog. have fantasized about this for many years, and I have always masturbated to this though and only this thought. want him to hover and fly towards me until his d1ck makes contact with my male genitalia and I scream in pleasure and he uses his frog hawg to penetrate my human hole.

hello! sorry for the scare, but just noticed your profile on steam. you know how hard it is to find boys who play video game nowadays??? well, im glad I stumbled upon this little profile cause I gotta say.... your pretty cute!! (sorry for the scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if you wanted to play val with me (im a diamond peak, so I can carry my little prince if need:>) CUZ I really want someone to play with me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as a little gift. you like milk tea? me too, me too. anyways, do you maybe have skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meeting eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy communication. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I just need a friend maybe even boyfriend, to play video games with me I can be the perfect girl for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? just pick up that phone and CALL.

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