die in a hole you fat pig

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hang from a tree you fat pig

Noob lol

I remember the first time I met squid. He was sprawled out on the tile floor of his bathroom after vigorously masturbating his heart out. I could see his cυm drip from the tip of his ♥♥♥♥ as he laid in a pool of his own love juices. As I went over to his side to see if he was okay, his mouth unhinged as he tried to moan out to me. Turns out he was just hungry so I made him some eggs and bacon. Really chill guy.

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