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3 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Poo Poo Trash
Posted 10 September.
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4 people found this review helpful
32.5 hrs on record (31.6 hrs at review time)
So I know this game is now 10 years old, but jeez, I enjoyed it lots. Despite obviously not looking as good as the 3rd instalment , it definitely has a way deeper story. Whereas TW3 I see as a smart but obvious recycling of the novels (and recycled Faust in the Hearts of Stone), The Witcher 2 bears an original fanfiction storyline, with great character development. I also think it's way more brutal and gory, and not trying to please the masses as much. I had great fun with the combat mechanics and the RPG element of preparing for the battle (it makes way more sense to me that Geralt should drink all his potions BEFORE, and is not able to eat 50 cheese wheels during the combat).
I used to think I am team Yennefer, but it turns out I am team Iorveth after all.
Posted 20 March, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
Wont it even play it for free

Fells like im wasting my time
Posted 3 December, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
It has Jiggle Physics.
Posted 19 August, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
46.8 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Is good
Is free
I Like
Posted 4 April, 2022.
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19 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
305.5 hrs on record (41.1 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME IS A DIAMOND COVERED IN DOG POOP

IN ITS CURRENT IT IS ARSE
Posted 8 February, 2022. Last edited 10 March, 2022.
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15 people found this review helpful
27.0 hrs on record
Another game ruined by the greed of square enix
Another great franchise now dead

Posted 7 February, 2022.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
It doesn’t match the groundbreaking ambition of Combat Evolved or the epic circumstances of Halo 3 , Bungie decided to create a different experience from what you find in other games, both in form and development of the narrative.
There are places where Halo 3: ODST could be improved, but when it comes right down to it, every fps fan should play this game.
Over time i have come to love odst even more ,Through it's incredible atmosphere paired with what is possibly now my favorite soundtrack in any game. Through the setting of a dark, desolate city, lost only hours after a siege by Covenant forces ,I was confused about the city and what purpose it served in this game until I realized it was a tool to move the plot forward. The main character is used as a vessel for the player to experience the battle (in and around the city) vicariously through other characters when you find "beacons".
Halo 3 ODST had a profound effect on me that I rarely get from any game. Once I started it, I didn't play anything until I completed it. It grabbed me from the moment I started to the very end.

10/10
Posted 1 September, 2021.
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This review has been banned by a Steam moderator for violating the Steam Terms of Service. It cannot be modified by the reviewer.
21 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
12.2 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
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Posted 18 August, 2021. Last edited 19 August, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
Pros:The Deus Ex bundle with this thing was cheaper than buying my remaining Mankind Divided expansions separately, so in a way, I was paid to add it to my Steam library.

Cons: Everything else.

Posted 9 August, 2021.
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