Title: CEO of Gaming Operations
Mission Statement: Gaming isn’t just a hobby—it’s a full-time business, and I’m here to close deals, secure wins, and dominate leaderboards.

Core Values:

Professionalism: Always dressed for the occasion (see profile picture).
Productivity: Maximizing gaming efficiency while minimizing downtime (except for nap breaks).

Qualifications:

🖱 Expert in precision mouse clicks
💼Skilled in strategic respawn investments
🎮10+ years of industry experience in carrying teams

Achievements:

Negotiated peace (and then war)
Turned a 0-20 game into a hostile takeover (final score: 20-20)

Status:
Currently in the boardroom (aka the gaming chair) reviewing next moves.