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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:32am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:13am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:51am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:21am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:14pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:18pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:17pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:20pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:20am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:16pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:30am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:21am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:47am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:18pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:59pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:04am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 8:27am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:09am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:56am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:48am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:48am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:50am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:55am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:13am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:08am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 5:28am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:17am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:08am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:11am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:56am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:38am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:23am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:57am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:43pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:33am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:10am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:23am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:34pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:25am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:51am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 6:49am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 3:58am