lol hhe's little cheater on my team denies the other team was cheating rofl lolololo

we can play if you want

+Rep for the titty pics

On the 12th day of the 12th month, I saw you standing there. Eyes covered in gloss, cheeks rose, and the smell of sharp cheddar came from your underpits. I couldn’t help but smile when I noticed you dropped your hand bag on a porch full of undercooked bacon and slight fetishes. I’m so glad to have met such a young blossom in this earthly timing. You have reckoned my soul with tremendous amounts of joyless fur suits.

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-Rep
After a good game in CS2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a CS2 LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.