I see what you did there! Smart girl! Or should I say (thinks of fave Jurassic Park quotes) CLEVER girl. I do actually have the t-shirt of that (and I'm a boy )

You're a man in the desert back in the medieval times, and you're in the desert. In no time anyone travelling these lands would eventually fall to dehydration or hunger. EXPECT that within this hot hell, YOU own an oasis. Filled with water and fresh fruits! Now, a group of travelers come upon your land, weak and thirsty. They beg for mercy.
WHAT DO YA DO? They are below you. And what you do is let them know that, by engorging with YOUR supply. YOU let them know that YOU are GENEROUS!
THEY REMEMBER YOU FOREVER in thought as a KING OF THE DESERT. AN EMPEROR OF THE SAND!
And it's the same thing with cucking. Your spouse is an OASIS! You are the EMPEROR of the parched fools that seek and desire that which you have. And when you share them your treasure... They will revere you as their savoir- NAY... A GOD!!! THERE IS NO GREATER ALPHA MOVE THAN THAT!!

Unbeknownst to most folks GETTING CUCKED is actually an alpha move...
AND what's more alpha than knowing that other people will you with your girlfriend OR BOYFRIEND no discrimination, and look upon you with envy.
You are the pinnacle of envy; there's nothing more ALPHA than that! But what's even more alpha: letting your spouse ♥♥♥♥ those guys
OKAY OKAY HEAR ME OUT. LET ME EXPLAIN.

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