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>not being able to set kernel parameters to deny inserted usb devices
>not realizing that the cpu microcode could communicate with the microphone regardless of libreboot
>not having nail polish on the screws and taking high res pics to ensure signs of tampering
>not knowing the ethernet and wifi card have access to the keyboard
>not knowing that the sound card can change the headphone jack into a microphone and use it to record through the headphones
>not knowing they bounce an infrared laser off a flat surface anywhere near your laptop to steal your encryption keys by listening to your cpu fan or your keystrokes
>not keeping neodymium magnets near your smartphone so magneto attacks are disrupted
>not knowing cpu speculative execution attacks can break anything remotely using a web page with javascript
>not wardriving from the top floors using parkour
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𒀭𒆠𒋫 𒁀𒁕𒀀𒊏𒁀
I get woken up in the middle of the night thinking there's a coyote outside my house when it's just this milk drinking flip flop wielding moss eating basement camper. I asked him about it recently, and all he had to say was "I'M JUST LETTING OUT MY INNER WOLF? WHY ARE YOU SHAMING ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". Like what the ♥♥♥♥? Your inner wolf? Do you think you're special? Well, you certainly are, but not in the way you think. I wish this guy could get evicted, but lo and behold, he's the landlord, his one and only claim to meaning that he has to flaunt in his bio here.