hawkthief
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Unless the Lord build a house, they labor in vain that build it.
Unless the Lord keep the city, he watcheth in vain that keepeth it.
In vain do ye rise before the light: rise not till ye have rested,
O ye that eat the bread of sorrow.
When He gets sleep to His loved: lo, children are an heritage from the Lord,
and the fruit of the womb a reward.
Like as arrows in the hand of the mighty One, so are the children of the outcast.
Blessed is the man whose desire is satisfied with them: he shall not be confounded
when he speaks with his enemies in the gate.
Psalm 126
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"Hawkthief; Keeping the world brain-rot free, one bullet at a time"

Whatever your business on my profile is, welcome. I'm Hawkthief, just some goofball on the internet who makes (low quality) mods for (pretty epic) Steam games. I am known under many names, such as "Peasant Joe" or "Peasant Productions" ( In the programming community ), "Joe" or "Joey" to my friends; but call me whatever ( besides wierd things ), I don't care. I am an indie game dev in Unity, but, uh, that probably never amount to anything (lol). I also enjoy modeling stupid stuff in Blender, among other pointless things, like making music (which sounds awful, tbh). I've just got one question to whoever is reading this: "How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?" (that's a joke lol, you mostly likely are not a nitwit). Anyway, I don't accept friend requests unless I know you IRL, so don't bother, but I do appreciate comments; feel free to say something extremely stupid down below, you'll feel right at home. If you've got a request for a game I mod, do feel free to tell me, I will consider it. Thanks to anyone who bothered to read all that junk. Enjoy your day.

"A bullet a day blows the terrorists away."

God gives you a gift every day; the day itself. What we do with it is our gift back to God.

I'm a South Dakotan; If the wind doesn't blow you out of here, my un-friendliness will!
Or, more accurately , if the wind doesn't blow you away, I will.
*pumps shotgun menacingly*

Ever heard of "Schrodinger's Guy"?
That's me. Everyone is so confused by the things that I say, that Schrodinger actually used me as his last quantum experiment before his death. Folks said I didn't have a brain, others said I did; Schro said that we don't know if I have a brain or not, resulting in me both having and not having a brain, making me a living quantum specimen. He shortly died of a stroke from listening to me talk.

Y'all know how I'm 'Such A Comedian'?

Everyone always tells me that when I make a joke that sucks. Anyway, I will share with you the sources of my TRUE comedic talent.
Party Lines [www.houseofgames.ca]
Joke Boat [www.jackboxgames.com]
Comedian Combat: The Violent Game Of Stand-up Comedy [www.hawkgames.com]

If anyone is still playing DoI, I am the owner of a group of over 100 people, come swing in, it's a cool place.

Having a step-father is like adopting a dad, CHANGE MY MIND!

A wise man once said "I have yet to meet anyone who can outsmart bullet"
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untitled_freezer 9 Aug @ 11:30pm 
Yipee i am going to be unbrainrotted :D
hawkthief 8 Aug @ 8:03pm 
Thank you, thank you. Brainrot is quite contagious, I tell you, but: I. CAN. FIX. YOU! Your prescription is: blow a terrorist away once a day (fatal or non-fatal), CLICK ON ALL THE LINKS IN MY TEXT SPACE (no trap), and tell 5 people that having a step-father is like adopting a dad. That should cure you, just don't ask for my medical licence (I lost it in Indonesia).
untitled_freezer 8 Aug @ 5:19pm 
What a beautiful article, I wish my old classmate didn't infect me with brainrot, for now you are hunting me. I try hard every day, but it gets to me. The article is hilarious too!:steamthumbsup:
ArviS 7 Aug @ 3:11pm 
+rep thanks <3
hawkthief 4 Aug @ 10:00am 
And, it doesn't really matter what day Jesus's birthday was on, we celebrate his birth on Dec 25. Many people celebrate their birthday on different days then their actual birth, I don't see the massive problem. As I've already explained before, the Christmas Tree is symbolic of Christ, but it's in one ear out the other with you, so I'm not gonna go through the trouble of typing it again. And those bible quotes you put down their, I think you better think long and hard on those bro. I am tired of saying the same things over and over to your Jewish lies, so I'm just gonna end it here.
hawkthief 4 Aug @ 9:56am 
hey man, you are just copy and pasting the same silly arguments you had last time you did this stupid little shtick of yours. With Acts 10; God says, and I quote "Arise, Peter. Kill and eat."(Acts 10:13). God is both literal and metaphorical. He is using it as a metaphor for Gentiles, but also for dietary restrictions. God would never tell people to do something wrong (which, in your view, eating pork etc), even as a metaphor. He wouldn't tell someone to "Rise, go and rape", and then be like "Oops, sorry, that was a metaphor, you're going to Hell now". I honestly don't even know what you mean by "worshiping guys who put in bookmarks".... my only advise is "don't do drugs". With the time of Jesus's death, we're just going off of what the gospel says, read the account of his death, with preparation for the Sabbath etc. The phrase "three days and three nights" is understood in Jewish idiom as any part of three days, which includes Friday evening to Sunday morning.