how the ♥♥♥♥ does your broke ass have 204 games

I used to tickle my pickle to Angry Birds.
When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, one day I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PULL OUT MY BIG SNAKE AND STARTED STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and NEVER got bored of it.

Still the sexiest man alive 1 year later

i hate you so much there is not a second I am on this earth where I don't want to tear the flesh out of your body and consume it like a rabid animal. I am literally not even kidding I will come over there and I will ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP. I will peel off your skin like a banana while you die in AGONY. I WISH ONLY PAIN ON YOU AND YOUR FUTURE NEXT OF KIN!!!! ONLY!!!! I HATE YOU!!!! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want to kiss you so much. I'm so homosexual for you. I love you so much I can't stop thinking of you and your SEXY body. Hummina hummina bazoiiing *eyes pop out* AWOOOOOGA *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

Sexiest man alive right here