You open your eyes. Everything is pixelated. You’re in a Minecraft superflat world, but instead of villagers, there are Ohio NPCs walking in circles saying, "Bro thinks he’s the main character 💀."

Suddenly, Skibidi Toilet Megatron Form descends from the sky, playing Rizz-core techno at 500% volume. Saul Goodman in a Fortnite default skin slides next to you and whispers:

"Better Call Saul… or get Skibidi'd."

Out of nowhere, Walter White Griddy Edition teleports in, holding a mystical bottle of Prime, and says:

"Jesse… this is not meth. This is PURE RIZZ."

You take a sip. Reality shatters.

Shrek Sigma Mode appears, flexing his muscles while GTA "Respect +500" pops up. MrBeast jumps out, throwing money everywhere, yelling:

"LAST TO LEAVE THE BACKROOMS OHIO EDITION WINS 1 BILLION ROBUX!!!"

Your vision starts fading. The subway surfers gameplay in your head glitches. The last thing you see before you pass out:

"BREAKING NEWS: NPC FORGOT TO CHARGE HIS RIZZ BATTERIES"

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╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ★ ★ ★
║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ NEW YEAR ☆ *𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱*
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ♥￥☆★☆★☆￥♥ ★☆❤♫❤♫❤
This new years bring you happiness

I GET PERMISION I DO NOT MULEST DOG

he mulest my dog

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