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Suddenly, Skibidi Toilet Megatron Form descends from the sky, playing Rizz-core techno at 500% volume. Saul Goodman in a Fortnite default skin slides next to you and whispers:
"Better Call Saul… or get Skibidi'd."
Out of nowhere, Walter White Griddy Edition teleports in, holding a mystical bottle of Prime, and says:
"Jesse… this is not meth. This is PURE RIZZ."
You take a sip. Reality shatters.
Shrek Sigma Mode appears, flexing his muscles while GTA "Respect +500" pops up. MrBeast jumps out, throwing money everywhere, yelling:
"LAST TO LEAVE THE BACKROOMS OHIO EDITION WINS 1 BILLION ROBUX!!!"
Your vision starts fading. The subway surfers gameplay in your head glitches. The last thing you see before you pass out:
"BREAKING NEWS: NPC FORGOT TO CHARGE HIS RIZZ BATTERIES"
╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ★ ★ ★
║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ NEW YEAR ☆ *𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱*
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ♥¥☆★☆★☆¥♥ ★☆❤♫❤♫❤
This new years bring you happiness