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___.•°*”˜ 𝓗𝓐𝓟𝓟𝓨 𝓝𝓔𝓦 𝓨𝓔𝓐𝓡 ˜”*°•.
_____•°*”˜.•°*”˜.•°*”˜ ˜”*°•.˜”*°•.˜”*°
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----------------♥♥♥Cheers!------------------
╭━━━┳━━━┳━━━┳╮╱╭╮
┃╭━╮┃╭━╮┃╭━╮┃┃╱┃┃
╰╯╭╯┃┃┃┃┣╯╭╯┃╰━╯┃
╭━╯╭┫┃┃┃┣━╯╭┻━━╮┃
┃┃╰━┫╰━╯┃┃╰━╮╱╱┃┃
╰━━━┻━━━┻━━━╯╱╱╰╯~𝕊ℍ𝔸ℝ𝕂
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☆╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ★ ★ ★
★║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
☆║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ 𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙍 ☆ 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟜
★╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ￥☆★☆★☆￥★☆★☆￥★☆￥
☆°*”˜.•°*”˜.•°*”˜ ˜”*°•.˜”*°•.˜”*°•.°*”˜.•°*”˜.•°*”˜ ˜”*°•.˜”*°•.˜”*°•.
Step 1: Download it for free.
Step 2: Get level 2.
Step 3: Queue up for Competitive.
Step 4: Get destroyed by 5 cheaters.
Step 5: Exit.
Step 6: Download it again
Step 7: Open it again.
Step 8: Queue up for Competitive again.
Step 9: Team up with toxic noobs and get destroyed by enemy team.
Step 10: Quit.
Step 11: Download/Buy cheats.
Step 12: Get banned.
Step 13: Get a virus.
Step 14: Cry.
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